The Oceanic Republic of Triatha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.948 billion Triathans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The thriving Triathan economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion sea saars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,679 sea saars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, Leader has just been declared ruler of Triatha in an international press conference, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa, and pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God. Crime is moderate. Triatha's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Coscivian Orthodoxy.

Triatha is ranked 293,544^th in the world and 13^th in Ocean for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 309.23 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.