The Jingoistic States of Tri Timede is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 103 million Tri Timedeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The strong Tri Timedean economy, worth 6.27 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,873 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tri Timede's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tri Timede is ranked 56,409^th in the world and 270^th in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,977.46 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.