The People's Republic of Trekinia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leonardo Diamantes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.877 billion Trekinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trinidad Autonomous City. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Trekinian economy, worth 101 trillion trekinian pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 20,910 trekinian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The crispy fried liver of a trekinian crocodile is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, and Leonardo Diamantes has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trekinia's national animal is the trekinian crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trekinia is ranked 199,216^th in the world and 6^th in Caribbean for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 10.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.