The Grand Duchy of Tree Huggerz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chee Chong with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.452 billion Tree Huggerzians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blaze City. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The all-consuming Tree Huggerzian economy, worth 140 trillion grams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,528 grams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Chee Chong has killer fashion sense, millions are awarded in damages for bad haircuts, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Tree Huggerzian restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tree Huggerz's national animal is the Stoner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rastafarian.

Tree Huggerz is ranked 171,351^st in the world and 33^rd in Audinesca for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,553.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.