The Kingdom of Travasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 29.317 billion Travasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The powerhouse Travasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,596 trillion Travasian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,463 Travasian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, all beauty contests have been banned, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and most citizens in Travasia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Travasia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Travasia is ranked 127,909^th in the world and 1^st in Virtus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,576.23 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.