The Emotional Damage of Transvolcanic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jos de Pootaag with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.539 billion Colipanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eszékesfervár. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Transvolcanician economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion Gifts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 208,020 Gifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Colipanese any less frightened, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime is totally unknown. Transvolcanic's national animal is the Wolf xd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mäfîą dėł pøtërē.

Transvolcanic is ranked 17,386^th in the world and 8^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,123.29 pounds of wildlife per square mile.