The Free Alpheridies Emirate of Transpalestine is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Amin al-Husseini with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 4.571 billion Palestinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The Transpalestinian economy, worth 226 trillion Palestinian Lire a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 49,652 Palestinian Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

People's charity begins and ends at home, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and Islamic Hanafism has been named as Transpalestine's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transpalestine's national animal is the Palestinian Gazelle and its national religion is Islamic Hanafism.

Transpalestine is ranked 169,514^th in the world and 2^nd in Asian Court for Highest Average Incomes, with 49,652.96 Standard Monetary Units.