
| Population | 34.349 billion |
| Capital | Central Processing |
| Leader | Superintelligent AI |
| Faith | Transhumanism |
| Currency | Credit |
| Animal | Drone |
The Cloud of Transhumanstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Superintelligent AI with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.349 billion Transhumans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Processing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Transhuman economy, worth an astonishing 21,453 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 624,562 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,974,011 per year while the poor average 150,875, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.
The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, AI management double books government press conferences, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime is totally unknown. Transhumanstan's national animal is the Drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanism.
Transhumanstan is ranked 97,882nd in the world and 3rd in Pontbridge Islands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 48.38 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Transhumanstan, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
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Transhumanstan, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in
Transhumanstan, AI management double books government press conferences.
- : Following new legislation in
Transhumanstan, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
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Transhumanstan, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
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Transhumanstan, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement.
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Transhumanstan, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
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Transhumanstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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Transhumanstan, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
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Transhumanstan, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away.



















































