The Locomotive of Train is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Casey Jones with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.887 billion engineers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the City of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient railway economy, worth a remarkable 4,999 trillion couplers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,801 couplers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Train's national animal is the iron horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unstoppable.

Train is ranked 324,065^th in the world and 37^th in Seinfeld for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.