The Federal Republic of Tr3kist3n is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20.734 billion Tr3kist3nis enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tr3kist3ni economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Kurisus a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,689 Kurisus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tr3kist3n's national animal is the Upa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tr3kist3n is ranked 139,307^th in the world and 13^th in Khuzifenq for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,303.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.