The Colony of TPF33 is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.479 billion TPF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TPF33ian economy, worth 651 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,261 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TPF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TPF33 is ranked 205,616^th in the world and 1^st in The Prussian Federation for Largest Governments, scoring 9.49 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.