The Pipes of TP 2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Pipe with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.772 billion Tians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pipe. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient TP 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,887 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,219 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and citizens must pay to enjoy TP 2's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TP 2's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pipism.

TP 2 is ranked 22,236^th in the world and 1^st in The Conservative Power for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,277.27 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.