The Republic of Toutariya is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 7 million Toutariyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Toutariyan economy, worth 297 billion Pekus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,522 Pekus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, murder suspects plead the 'there was a rat beneath his chef's hat' defense, military spending is on the increase, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toutariya's national animal is the Horse.

Toutariya is ranked 102,914^th in the world and 132^nd in The UMNS for Highest Poor Incomes, with 29,970.18 Standard Monetary Units.