The Republic of Touchgrass3 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The quiet, industrious population of 5.222 billion Touchgrass3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Touchgrass3ian economy, worth 190 trillion baht a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,573 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Touchgrass3ian stage setups, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Touchgrass3's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Touchgrass3 is ranked 120,989^th in the world and 1^st in Metanverse for Safest, scoring 74.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.