The VORACIOUS VINNY of TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKE is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 17.119 billion TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKEians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKEian economy, worth 397 trillion Totally not Darkspawn Kill Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,243 Totally not Darkspawn Kill Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKE's national animal is the Totally not Darkspawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKE is ranked 5,835^th in the world and 1^st in The Bel Penthian Empire for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10,673 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.