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The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Totally not Dancing right nowian economy, worth 1.27 trillion Totally not boogieings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,446 Totally not boogieings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totally not Dancing right now's national animal is the The bogeyman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Totally not Dancing right now is ranked 128,817^th in the world and 9^th in Paladin Astralblitz for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,290.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.