The Allied States of Tosichi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Asiaj Jiaman with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.694 billion Tosichians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tagayan. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Tosichian economy, worth 172 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,218 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tosichi's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tosichi is ranked 128,811^th in the world and 105^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.98 kickbacks per hour.