The Democratic Socialist State of Tosev is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Premier Nieh Jessup with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.05 billion Tosevites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinnay. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The strong Tosevian economy, worth 777 trillion yengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,558 yengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tosev's national animal is the lizard and its national religion is Korvinism.

Tosev is ranked 30,832^nd in the world and 1^st in Soviet Union for Nicest Citizens, with 19.85 average smiles per day.