The Mispeled nation of Torchertopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kim John Unn with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.645 billion Torchertopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torchertown. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Torchertopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion vital organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,828 vital organs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Kim John Unn's good looks and intellectual prowess, the nation has cemented its own architectural style, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and it isn't 'real music' without several cannons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Torchertopia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Torchertopia is ranked 330,476^th in the world and 37^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Nicest Citizens, with 0.13 average smiles per day.