The Republic of Topid13 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 28.344 billion Topid13ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The Topid13ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,456 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Topid13's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Topid13 is ranked 148,513^th in the world and 1^st in Burkina Faso for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.