The Republic of TOPGB 5 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.571 billion TOPGB 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The TOPGB 5ian economy, worth 199 trillion SPOOKY MONIES a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,658 SPOOKY MONIES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOPGB 5's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TOPGB 5 is ranked 130,951^st in the world and 3^rd in The Northern Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 552.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.