The I dont accpt ur aplogy of Topgb 1 is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning tiger population. The hard-working population of 5.203 billion Topgb 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Topgb 1ian economy, worth 241 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 46,495 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topgb 1's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Topgb 1 is ranked 140,308^th in the world and 1^st in microjapan for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,916.42 Standard Monetary Units.