The Kingdom of Toon Tropolis is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 306 million Toon Tropolitans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toon Town. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Toon Tropolitan economy, worth 18.1 trillion Marshmallow Macaroons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,053 Marshmallow Macaroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriots insist that size does matter, Toon Tropolis is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Toon Tropolitan Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toon Tropolis's national animal is the Squeezy-Cheek Sprite, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Toon Tropolis is ranked 283,196^th in the world and 3^rd in Micronation Federation for Largest Populations, with 306 million capita.