The Holy Gold Disastr of Too opressive is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Iron Fist with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.208 billion Too oprssivans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BLACK HAWKS. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Too oprssivan economy, worth 674 trillion whips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,177 whips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 801,687 per year while the poor average 17,974, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

There is now a private sector based on doomsday devices (Too opressive has found 3 easter eggs), pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Too opressive to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too opressive's national animal is the Tyrant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opprssion.

Too opressive is ranked 283,559^th in the world and 84^th in The Global Elite for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.