The Holy Green Wetlands of Tonsaeay is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 12.588 billion Tonsaeayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neak Poan. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The all-consuming Tonsaeayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Phleungs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 93,607 Phleungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Tonsaeayians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonsaeay's national animal is the Lucky Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prajnaparamita.

Tonsaeay is ranked 43,462^nd in the world and 15^th in Japan for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.