Most Devout: 2,069thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,096thNudest: 5,253rd
The Holy Green Wetlands of
Authoritarian Democracy
The boat sails by, the shore remains.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Tonsaeay

Population5.777 billion

CapitalNeak Poan
LeaderNek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful
FaithPrajnaparamita

CurrencyPhleung
AnimalLucky Rabbit

The Holy Green Wetlands of Tonsaeay is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, devout population of 5.777 billion Tonsaeayians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neak Poan. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tonsaeayian economy, worth 430 trillion Phleungs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,465 Phleungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Tonsaeayians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonsaeay's national animal is the Lucky Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prajnaparamita.

Tonsaeay is ranked 155,560th in the world and 68th in Japan for Most Politically Free, scoring 49.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Devout: 2,069thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,096thNudest: 5,253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,269thMost Pacifist: 5,276thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,703rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,927thLowest Crime Rates: 7,224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,600thBest Weather: 9,306thMost Income Equality: 9,438thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,315thMost Cultured: 10,440thNicest Citizens: 10,884thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,975thSafest: 12,071stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,814thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,835thLargest Governments: 15,441stHealthiest Citizens: 15,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,929thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,422ndMost Stationary: 19,699thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,599thMost Influential: 22,971st
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tonsaeay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Tonsaeayians.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, religious fanatics complain of being held down by the earth's gravitational field.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonsaeay, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.

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