The Malo Sa'oloto Tuto'atasi of Tongatapu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fa'a Samoa with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 48.565 billion Tongatapuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tongatapuan economy, worth an astonishing 10,459 trillion tala a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,366 tala, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow, fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country, visitors often wonder about the new red dartboard in Fa'a Samoa's office, and the dearly departed are remembered with a good meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tongatapu's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bell of the compressed gas cylinder.

Tongatapu is ranked 24,867^th in the world and 4^th in United Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 82,741.53 Standard Monetary Units.