The Anglican Empire of Tommys Europe is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Tommy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.868 billion Tommys Europeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lytham. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tommys European economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion Guinnesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,235 Guinnesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tommys Europe's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Tommys Europe is ranked 14,161^st in the world and 4^th in The Maoist Communist Party for Highest Poor Incomes, with 106,932.26 Standard Monetary Units.