The Republic of Tomalatragars is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Winston Churchill with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.961 billion Tomalatragarsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denmark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Tomalatragarsian economy, worth 549 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,166 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,160 per year while the poor average 5,282, a ratio of 49.1 to 1.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Winston Churchill has just been declared ruler of Tomalatragars in an international press conference, and Science math and philosophy has been named as Tomalatragars's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tomalatragars's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science math and philosophy.

Tomalatragars is ranked 326,417^th in the world and 2^nd in Atheist Regions for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.19 law-abiding acts per hour.