The United Military Empire of Tokaj is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Consult Sophe Tali with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.502 billion Tokajiis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stronghold. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tokajii economy, worth 492 trillion Hadas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 109,434 Hadas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Consult Sophe Tali's reputation is hard as nails, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tokaj's national animal is the Kajii Blue Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tanism.

Tokaj is ranked 20,261^st in the world and 1,229^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 116.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.