The State of Todmir is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.643 billion Todmirians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Todmirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,928 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,637 per year while the poor average 3,434, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Todmir has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Todmir's national animal is the deer.

Todmir is ranked 120,113^th in the world and 209^th in Ancient Lands for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.