The Republic of Toclofane Army is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.762 billion Toclofane Armyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The large but underdeveloped Toclofane Armyian economy, worth 570 trillion spikes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 20,543 spikes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, CDs are regularly copy-protected, and Toclofane Army's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toclofane Army's national animal is the utopian.

Toclofane Army is ranked 312,390^th in the world and 55^th in Rushmore for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.