The Most Serene Republic of Tocharia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Arankule Konaikke with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 9.082 billion Tocharians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kucha. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tocharian economy, worth 464 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,137 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tocharia's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nestorianism.

Tocharia is ranked 121,800^th in the world and 11^th in Middle East for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,721.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.