The Republic of TNP Rams is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 530 million TNP Ramsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The TNP Ramsian economy, worth 22.6 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,668 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and almost all products in TNP Rams are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TNP Rams's national animal is the Card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TNP Rams is ranked 53,347^th in the world and 9^th in Fish Storage for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 635.89 on the Clooney Contribution Index.