The Join Lily of TLS 51 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 13.83 billion Join Lily are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 495 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,809 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TLS 51's national animal is the Join Lily, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TLS 51 is ranked 145,748^th in the world and 9^th in Nova Constantinople for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,432.92 Standard Monetary Units.