The Colony of TL33 is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 7.171 billion TL33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TL33ian economy, worth 303 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,304 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TL33 is ranked 185,910^th in the world and 1^st in Trotsky League for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 1,879.3 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.