
| Population | 31.28 billion |
| Capital | Katzen |
| Leader | Trask Ulgo |
| Faith | Shroud |
| Currency | Credit |
| Animal | Blokkat |
The World Superpower of Titanshen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Trask Ulgo with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.28 billion Titans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katzen. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Titanshenian economy, worth an astonishing 14,784 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 472,652 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, trespassers entering Trask Ulgo's office are immediately vaporized, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Titanshen's national animal is the Blokkat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shroud.
Titanshen is ranked 16,549th in the world and 2nd in The Azure Archipelago for Most Secular, with 68.01 Atheism Rate.
Endorsements Received: 1 » Sense makers.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Titanshen, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
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Titanshen was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
- : Following new legislation in
Titanshen, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in
Titanshen, trespassers entering Trask Ulgo's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in
Titanshen, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
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Titanshen was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
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Titanshen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Civil Aviation Safety Standards Act".
- : Following new legislation in
Titanshen, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in
Titanshen, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Following new legislation in
Titanshen, the Blokkat stadiums are open 24/7.



















































































