The World Superpower of Titanshen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Trask Ulgo with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.755 billion Titans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katzen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Titanshenian economy, worth an astonishing 14,263 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 463,772 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Titanshen's national animal is the Blokkat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shroud.

Titanshen is ranked 306,712^th in the world and 55^th in The Azure Archipelago for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.59 years.