The Easter Community of Titans of Longo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Elisa Longo Borghini with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.755 billion Longo Titans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Industry and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ornavasso. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Longoan Titan economy, worth 18.7 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,925 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Elisa Longo Borghini to meetings with foreign heads of state, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Titans of Longo's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cycling.

Titans of Longo is ranked 2,120^th in the world and 3^rd in Communitas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.32 percentage of bribes refused.