The Republic of Titanium 22 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neptune with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.216 billion Titanium 22ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Titanium 22ian economy, worth 411 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,320 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, and a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanium 22's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Grastafarian.

Titanium 22 is ranked 112,036^th in the world and 1^st in Titanium 22 for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,386.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.