The Constitutional Monarchy of Titandom of Titan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Titan with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.913 billion Titandom of Titanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Titandom of Titanian economy, worth 138 trillion tollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,385 tollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titandom of Titan's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Titandom of Titan is ranked 138,216^th in the world and 514^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,301.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.