Lowest Crime Rates: 2,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,800th
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Tiskaiya

Population12.46 billion

CapitalOryshevsk
LeaderPrime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyTratan
AnimalTiskai Brown Bear

The Second Tsardom of Tiskaiya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.46 billion Tiskaiyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oryshevsk. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiskai economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion Tratans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,895 Tratans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiskaiya's national animal is the Tiskai Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Tiskaiya is ranked 8,686th in the world and 14th in Anteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,933.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,367thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,800thHealthiest Citizens: 4,219thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,675thMost Developed: 5,069thMost Cultured: 5,232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,460thLargest Governments: 5,667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,476thSmartest Citizens: 7,793rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,686thHighest Economic Output: 10,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,487thHighest Average Incomes: 12,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,860thHighest Food Quality: 13,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,324thSafest: 14,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,414thTop
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Most Influential: 14,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,226thMost Devout: 15,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,354thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,748th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Food Quality, and Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, when it comes to real men it takes one to know one.
  • : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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