The Armed Republic of Tiny Austria is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Black Widow population. The hard-working population of 7.39 billion Tiny Austrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The Tiny Austrian economy, worth 276 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,363 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiny Austria's national animal is the Black Widow.

Tiny Austria is ranked 116,129^th in the world and 1^st in Chippewa for Rudest Citizens, with 49.93 insults per minute.