The Queendom of Tinkleflaps is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.771 billion Tinkleflapsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niffstipple. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tinkleflapsian economy, worth 945 trillion Tampaxes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,996 Tampaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinkleflaps's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tinkleflaps is ranked 240,774^th in the world and 11^th in Equinox for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.6 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.