The Democratic Republic of Tineland is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.015 billion Tinelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The Tinelandian economy, worth 306 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,208 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, surveillance cameras are banned, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tineland's national animal is the swan.

Tineland is ranked 83,686^th in the world and 4^th in Ashroxem for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.