The Empire of Tinbo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hachiko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 33.598 billion Tinboans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hachiko City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tinboan economy, worth a remarkable 3,094 trillion Paws a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,092 Paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, in a baffling press conference Hachiko proudly dismantled a broken door, and Hachiko's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinbo's national animal is the Akita Inu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinbo is ranked 321,471^st in the world and 17,419^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15.47 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.