The Matriarchy of TinaBelcher is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 10.917 billion TinaBelcherians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish TinaBelcherian economy, worth 222 trillion Burgers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,384 Burgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large sections of TinaBelcher have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to TinaBelcher City to enjoy their national art, TinaBelcher's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TinaBelcher's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TinaBelcher is ranked 118,460^th in the world and 4^th in Memeverse for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.87 law-abiding acts per hour.