The Republic of Timoristan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 500 million Timoristanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Timoristanian economy, worth 11.5 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,034 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Timoristan's national animal is the animal.

Timoristan is ranked 24,871^st in the world and 1^st in Graveyard for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.13 percentage of bribes refused.