The Union Republic of Timore Island is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Brother Lee with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.143 billion Timors live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abula-Nebula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Timor economy, worth a remarkable 1,634 trillion Xmatrixes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,595 Xmatrixes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 469,635 per year while the poor average 18,914, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.

Teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Timore Island's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Timore Island is ranked 329,405^th in the world and 96^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -17.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.