The Terrible Swift Sword of Timor-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.898 billion Timor-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The very strong Timor-1ian economy, worth 938 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,987 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing numbers of children in Timor-1 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, Leader is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, the Timor-1ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Timor-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden.

Timor-1 is ranked 151,217^th in the world and 2^nd in Timor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.94 law-abiding acts per hour.