The Terrible Swift Sword of Timor-1 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.793 billion Timor-1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.0%.

The thriving Timor-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,867 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Leader, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Timor-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timor-1 is ranked 108,245^th in the world and 1^st in Timor for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,494.07 Standard Monetary Units.