The Holy Empire of Timodieverlan is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 230 million Timodieverlanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The very strong Timodieverlanian economy, worth 17.8 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,387 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 341,056 per year while the poor average 11,011, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Timodieverlan's national animal is the Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Timodieverlan is ranked 313,981^st in the world and 234^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -6.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.