The Incorporated States of Timmukbu is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 563 million Timmuktubs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paytaso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Timuktuban economy, worth 79.9 trillion Mercas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 141,961 Mercas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 953,534 per year while the poor average 7,910, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Every workday begins with group therapy, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Timuktuban terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timmukbu's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Timmukbu is ranked 110,638^th in the world and 43^rd in Imperatus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,612.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.